"Best of the Best Page 5 (2001)"

robofreak: She was going to Macarena until she got her way, and there was no stopping her this time.	EnochF: "AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEGH!" "Okay, stop it. We don't *all* need to scream for ice cream..."	Vicious: "Dear Diary: Mommy punished me for playing with myself, so I showed her a thing or two about what a fist can do to a new car!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan: *would you more or less be likely to buy this brand of chips based on the following slogan: 'Crunchtastic'...*	HoneyT: Oh, damn, I accidentally got a picture of my sister's mosquito bite in this one.	UpSky2: Red-Eyed Monster with Glass Mask Theatens Earth II
YibbleGuy: Spent from their night of sexual ecstasy, the tubes of Crest finally accepted their gayness.	Hawky: I told you covering ourselves in Dark Chocolate™ would bring the giant snapper to us... "I thought you meant a different kind of *snapper*"	Randal_Flagg: "Since I'll be out of a job in four years when the American people figure out how much of an idiot I am, I'm getting a headstart on my new career."
MSTzilla: Corrective sandals??? What will they think up next?	MSTzilla: Trying to emulate his hero, Michael Jackson, Cory Feldman sticks sparklers in his hair.	Raven__: *she stayed eerily quiet as she stripped the flesh from the still breathing dog...
Shaft: Subaru Citrus: For Hauling the Biggest Fucking Limes you can Find.	MSTzilla: Awww. Looks like this little fella is lost. Down in the corner with ya.	MSTzilla: "Char-Broil brand condoms. No lubricant. Just pure rubber. You'll know she feels it when you smell smoke."
Tombstone_Blues: Specially designed to slide easily up your ass after you hit me in traffic while jabbering mindlessly on it.	animebabe: Or call 867-5309... I heard you get 100% off there.	HeyChickenhead: It's always tough to see a bro go down.