"Best of the Best Page 6 (2001)"

Toht_Jam: "You must pay the rent! ... But I can't pay the rent! ... But you must pay the rent! ... But I can't pay the rent! ... I'll pay the rent! ... My hero!"	Short_Round: "I love you, Deer."	AAAron333: Mmmmm… inflatable, edible ass....
RoninM: "I have my father eyes... Uh, erm... Had. I guess."	UnReality: Space: It ain't all zap guns and rocketships, folks.	darwindot: I love walking on skylights.
CrazyBob: Call now to receive your free brochure "How to make millions artificially inseminating livestock in your spare time"	Geier: "So, he said, like, are you easy? And I said, like, what-EV-er. And he said gnarly! but I said like, psych! Bitchin', huh?"	SlightlyPeevedMax: How many porn channels!?
jondapicam: "Hello, honey? Yeah, remember when I told you I was really bad at kayaking? You're not gonna belive this!"	gleeb: Before reading this, may we have your address?	Hinermad: Richie Cunningham, age 6, just couldn't get enough Vienna sausages.
cyoungdahl: Mr. Door kept a close eye on the strange, angry man by the steps.	keyz88: Yeah, but will that mouthwash take care of THIS breath??	creepycrab: Okay, who thought it would be a good idea to remake "Showgirls" with Fran Drescher?
CrazyBob: Terry's ralphing up her lunch ... she'll be out in a minute...	mikelesq: Coming to a venue near you this summer, it's 'M*A*SH* on Ice!'	BERETTAT: Timmy obviosly has only one thing on his mind.