"Best of the Best Page 8 (2001)"

Generik: "Okay, that'll be 399.99 a night. You know, we don't get many UFOs in here." "And at these prices, you won't get many more."	LongLiveRock: I've been stuck in this thing since I was 5	gay_lisp_TM: "I'd blow your ugly ass away, but I think I'd be doing you too much of a favor--give me your credit module!"
Indomitus: "Close your eyes. See it. Feel it. BE Corey. BECOME Corey. You ARE Corey. Repeat after me... 'I am Corey."	Indomitus: "I don't wanna go out there. Do you know what they do to Coreys in this day and age?"	Amon: Alan Alda and Paul McCartney discuss battle plans, while Zeus looks on in approval.
kwagner: I'm Officer Calgon, ma'am, and like it or not, I'm here to take you away.	CountJerkula: Say one more word and I squeeeze them.	mutant_dog_hopping: Well, not dead yet, JonBenet? Aren't we a naughty little girl!
GersonK: o o 0 O (Right now, the only person who could possibly be more Walter Koenig than me IS Walter Koenig.)	ChristopherWalken: Ok, good one you guys, very funny pouring gasoline on me and lighting my skin on fire... ha ha I can take a joke	JurassicPork: Monica discovers with horror what's really under the President's desk.
nashtbrutusandshort: "We're seeing a marriage counselor because. . . well, he's jealous that I have more masculine shoulders than him." "Am not." "Oh hush. Just admit it."	144b: After a 14 hour shift at Wendy's. Steve can't break the fake smile of his face.	Indomitus: "I don't know what it is, but it's ugly and it smells." "Must be Sci-Fi."
Indomitus: "Look, I know you ain't a prisoner, but he's chosen you as his bitch, and *I* ain't sayin no to him. You're on your own."	MadMatt: Why did the Saturn logo get so enlarged.… Oh! Never mind.	flowbear: "They beat me, raped me and forced me to play Chinese Checkers…"