"Best of the Best Page 9 (2001)"

PrezGAR: An Orc with a +5 axe charges you. What will you do?	girly_girl: "Listen here, Man in the Iron Mask! I want to know where you were last Thursday night!" "I was locked in the tower. Like every other day for the last 30 years!"	Soozcat: Inna li'l lizard-boy so cute? Yes him is! Yes him is!
MrAtomik: License plate frame says "I brake for Rag Tag Fugitive Fleets"	rickubis: Nitwit falls for the oldest trick in the book. "Look, it's Halley's Comet!" Then she punches her lights out.	dividedsky: Karen Carpenter's last days were spent trying to prove that she could, indeed, fit into a box of Q-Tips.
Granamyr: "I think we're lost, Kai. Let's ask for directions." "The dead do not ask for directions, Stan."	Handsome_Bobby_Mann: "I sense that you think that you are the most beautiful of them all..." *Deanna Troi IS "The Evil Witch" in "Snow White and the Seven Cadets"	Verrada: I wonder if he'll want to smell my finger...?
JediClone: As seen in this re-enactment on the Battle Of Endor the defendant *clearly* grabbed my client's breasts after she was shot...	Mr_Grant: "You are receiving this message because you indicated an interest in our products" Like Hell! Spam... OF THE FUTURE!	amycamus: But as Lizzie Borden took the stand and denied everything, the strange shadow of an ax fell across her.
aaabbbccc: Michael J Fox: the Mongoloid Years	Sevengraff: "Ah, the Earth is shy. It's okay girl. Come on we won't bite. Ah, isn't she cute."	FlyingDutchman1971: Who wants another helping of ass-steak?
YingYang: I hate it when I black out, and wake up in some Latina's house, handcuffed to her bed....	GlitterRock: .oO Nice ass. Oo.	EnochF: Welcome to the Babylon 5 chapter of the Lesbian Daffy Duck Appreciation Society.