"Best of the Best Page 1 (2002)"

DrDemento: The Fellowship of the Ring is finally formed.	TheDiva: Okay, we'll use this shot for the April page of the calendar…	Ramshackle_Man: "Suzy, where did you get that hole in your shoulder?" "105 Howitzer. How did you buy it?" "Fell off a cruise ship while barfing over the side." "Pearly Gates Powder Room, perfume? Tampon?" "Tough Job."
Humoriste: Wait until you meet Dr. Mengele - oh I see you already have…	UpSky2: A Saturn automobile, I presume.	144b: The men's room's over there, Jim. Hee hee, sucker!
flowbear: "Captain, dont put your whites in the colored laundry again please."	The_Seer: "Okay everyone, Spock will play the piano while the rest of us do our favorite game... HOEDOWN!"	Saltydog: At Starfleet office parties, Kirk frequently wowed 'em with his orangutan impression.
YingYang: I love to eat Chinese.The food ain't bad either...	tree_hugger: "The center square is this way."	GlitterRock: "Me, the Klingon, two droids .... and no questions asked."
YingYang: "We're meeting over there. Hairless unite." "Hairless unite."	GlitterRock: "You are in a small corridor, when you are confronted by two Orcs. What do you do?"	GlitterRock: "I have not come all the way from Naboo to have this debated in a committee!"
KennyBoy: Nothing is more embarrassing to a Starfleet captain than when his starship is caught sniffing another starship's butt.	MrAtomik: He's not responding, poke him again... Here, use this pen.	Mr_Grant: Wandered into the Enterprise's cattle insemination chamber.