"Best of the Best Page 10 (2002)"

HenryBemis: Final Conflict: the bastard half-brother of the Star Trek franchise. Sort of like DS9, actually...	foxspire: Come on, come on, who's my special little friend? That's right, you're my special little androgenous alien asshole buddy.	Dr_Manhattan: An old $6 Million Dollar Man doll from the '70s goes out on a date with a Britney Spears doll.
JustinThyme: "So why is there a huge poster of Lucy Lawless in your living room, Deborah?" "Guess.."	Zonk: "Big deal, so we have a paddle.... we're still up shit creek…"	enigk: We now return to "Dikembe Mutombo's Drunken Haze"
WalkingRevolution: "Sweep this fetus, mop this abortion, I'll make 'em all pay…"	Dhalo: "Are you sure you're a doctor? I've never heard of a door to door proctologist."	Hinermad: "Now -that's- what I call a dancin' machine!" "Great - can you program it to dance to someting other than YMCA?"
MSTzilla: Those damned raccoons are back again.	TreksterH: We're Finstontes kids...	ytsim: Your death is upon you! Flee before the living doll from hell! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
Amon: That is just so wrong! A midget sniffing the seat that little girl was just sitting in? What is this world coming to?!!	Mr_Grant: Shatner's inside, gesturing out the window screaming, "THERE'S SOMETHING OUT ON THE WING!!!", and the stewardess is just POURING more booze down his throat...	interoscitor: No Sally, don't touch that during our launch, it is the Challenger self-destruct button
Soozcat: What's only going a on temporal here, anomaly, mister? it'll Weird. pass.	serina_usagi: Yes, June. I'll be home for dinner. Yes, I'll have a talk with the Beaver.	Billy_Zoom: "Thank you, sir, may I have another!"