"Best of the Best Page 13 (2002)"

YibbleGuy: The architecture, the parking garages, guys in suits peeing in public ... I miss west L.A.	YibbleGuy: Tune in tomorrow for another episode of "Bonnie Raitt, Space Whore."	nineofnine: "You ever watch movies about gladiators?"
DrDemento: "But, Dad, I don't fit in with the rest of the gays at school, I'm not as... feminine." "Son, you'll be gay and that's final!"	elKapitan: "I once had a double of me created by a transporter glitch on an episode of The Next Generation. Fact... or Fiction?"	hotbrunette: so what if i'm lazy eyed and my right ear is deformed
happy_fun_ball: Please, Dungeon Master, if you're listening... give me Pus 15 charisma so I can talk to Jenny!	Fruitcake_Man: Kids, if you don't sit down, I will turn this car around and we will go straight home, I swear.	saintsammy: Better lose those before the 'Scared Straight Program' comes through here.
butteredtoast: SHUT UP!! I've already built two ballparks, a hotel, and three gift shops, what else do you want?!	happy_fun_ball: Our minds... are, are merging.... I want... I want... a sandwich....	happy_fun_ball: You can hang here, but that part of D-Block belongs to The Sisters.
YibbleGuy: David Cronenberg's "The Karenbowie." A bizarre scientific experiment goes wrong, and the DNA of Karen Allen is accidentally mixed with that of David Bowie.	Saltydog: Hits from "Cop Rocks": Who could forget this golie oldie? "Booooorrnnn in the USA....."	smilingvillain: "Will work for… BRAINS!"
RazorbackSheep: When Bob's Viagra kicked in, it REALLY kicked in!	happy_fun_ball: HERE IT IS, MOM! DRUG-FREE URINE! NOW WILL YOU FINALLY LET ME MOVE BACK IN, AND STOP FREAKING OUT ABOUT MY TRANSVESTITISM?!	Silent_Sirena: "Bring me my evil hand puppets! ...muahahaha!"