screaming_fist: "Look, we bought six tickets, so leave us alone." |
screaming_fist: "I'm a tall lithesome blonde with perky boobs and a naughty smile." |
MAKITA988: No, I'm getting something along the lines of C...does anyone have a connection to a C? "I have Chlamydia." No, that's not it. |
mt3kim: Your wife was a dancer, huh? A stripper… mmmmmmm… |
Spatch: "I'm fondling a shapely ghost right here. Is this your grandmother?" |
Tsunade: He shook it like a white boy. |
Billy_Zoom: "Yo, you gotta problem wit me, yo? Boy, you best be not stepping to me, dawg.…" |
Kosmo: "Now, Ma, I dun told ya to cut down on your sugar intake." |
Kosmo: "No one can fix Ygor's broken neck." x 3 |
law_giverr: "Cuz I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone-it, people like me." |
AndyCapp_: My frog died when I was seven. |
JohnSteed: "Your dead teenage daughter sends the following message, 'It ain't no lie... baby... bye bye bye...'" |
animebabe: At last count, John caught 15 M&M's, 13 BB's and a couple of flies. The Guiness people were not impressed. |
animebabe: "So, you're saying paper beats rock. What if it's a really BIG rock? I mean, one that paper can't cover? What then?" |
Benj121884: Look, if I were to stop drinking that would make me a quitter, and no one likes a quitter. |
Agent_Moldy: Ooo, "Kids in the Hall"! With Dave Foley as Alex Gariepy -- 's sister. |
JohannGambolputty: Will the real Masonic cross dresser please stand up? |
VladtheImpaler: "I used to play guitar for STYX and I need to talk to my career." |