"Best of the Best Page 17 (2002)"

VladtheImpaler: Kelly finds out that she can get cream rinse and conditioner in one bottle!	HoneyT: Christopher Reeve has been cured!… somewhat.	Randal_Flagg: Doing a show on the Enterprise, John Edwards failed to notice the shuttle-bay doors opening...
hotbrunette: I want to hear from my twin brother, the elephant man	Torgone: Ya know… when I hold my teeth just right, and hum "Baba O'Rielly"... my whole head rattles... It's cool…	Dalty_Smith: "Tappy got JUICE! Tappy got JUICE! Gooooooooooooooooooooooooo Tappy!"
Billy_Zoom: Wait, this isn't funny, I think John Edward is having a seizure.... help!	Leapgirl2001: Edna wasn't the prettiest girl in school… her yearbook photo confirms that.	KrisTM: Rare early-20th-century photo of Colonel Harland Sanders executing a chicken for his first resturaunt.
Amon: PUMAT of Janis Joplin, Billy Idol and Jeff Spicoli.	Amon: If it wasn't for the fact that he had no arms, one leg was cut off at the knee and he was a Pats fan, Steve would be quite popular.	BurkeDevlin: "Okay, now everybody think of a number between 1 and 10... somebody's thinking... 4, right?"
HomeStar: Oh, this is my favorite part, where he dances with the dead people!!	Amon: Stand-ins for Bob Newhart and Suzanne Pleshette.	hotbrunette: and her breasts were really saggy, and misproportioned
FlyingDutchman1971: Sandy practices Rule #1 from the Richard Aimmona videos: "Pushing away from the damned table"	Smoker6: "I had his liver with some fava beans."	Raven_Poe: This bitch sits under the bridge waiting for the clickty-clack of the three Billy-goats Gruff.