"Best of the Best Page 18 (2002)"

LauraPowers85: A dead Huskey dog's spirit takes over John's body.	SunnyD: Then... a woman thought about this show and said "Wait, this is all crap." Then there was light.	Joshua_the_samurai: "I thought you was part of the family, untill you had me whacked, Now I gotta use dis mook ta talk ta my own son!"
Gern: Whoa! It's Unintentionally Homoerotic Theater.	Short_Round: "It's called Shocking Red. I asked for the brightest lipstick they had."	porpoise: So THAT's where my lost jigsaw piece went.
Short_Round: And the great ship, Titanic, is bound for it's watery grave...	Gern: Look out, Dr. Jones! Faith Hill will suck your brain out through your mouth! It's how she got McGraw!	Short_Round: "I'm having second thoughts about Ilsa. I think I like her after all. I'm going to give her these flowers. Do you think she'll like my mustache?"
MSTzilla: "You must be part of the biggest chess set in the world!"	Short_Round: "Stupid Pestilence. Always has to be late…"	blindmelonjelly: What the knight failed to mention in this movie is that River here chooses pretty poorly himself in a couple of years.
The_Seer: "I'll get you next time, Trebek!"	Short_Round: Fresh out of ideas on where to find The Holy Grail, Indy consults Steve Martin for advice.	mrv3000: Harrison Ford in Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
GlitterRock: Cheap Film Effect #12: Hero reads 'Dear John' letter from Fiancee ... Fiancee appears in bubble nearby, reading the letter aloud...	Randal_Flagg: "Firm chest, nice teeth. Good bone structure... I'll give you $20.00 for him. Deal?"	MSTzilla: "Here at the 'Teletubbie Institute,' we weed out the undesirables. Only the best get to be Tinky Winkys."