girly_girl: "They made the field goal! You owe me 50 quatloos, Captain!" |
rickubis: So, Sulu kept saying "Hikaru...Hikaru". So, I told him to breath into a paper bag, and they'd probably stop. Thank you, you're beautiful. I'm here all week. |
The_Seer: "Free ice cream for the first Nazi that brings me the head of Indiana Jones." |
rminor: For only five cents a day you can sponsor Yang literacy programs on Omega 4 and help kids like Cloud William. |
teambanzai: You see you put a quarter in here and then that door's going to open up and then the show begins, but remember you've only got 5 minutes. |
The_Seer: "Sir, for God's sake get your hand out of your pants. Can't you do that in private?" |
smooz: I'm leaving you, Vincenzo. And I'm taking the Picasso with me! |
rminor: .oO Oh no! I don't have my First Officer down there anymore! |
TheDiva: Tree-hugger. |
TheDiva: Word for the day: dendrophiliac |
JurassicPork: "Why, you green-blooded bastard! Nurse Chapel does *not* have crabs!" |
AlanPartridge: Say what Bones? Say what Bones? Ehhh? |
Zoogicub: Although a footnote in history, the Mulletmen lent a hand to the Americans at the Alamo, and fought bravely, what with all that hair... |
Racerex: "What am brain? What you mean brain am brain. If brain am brain, then what am brain...??" |
twilight23: I can't wait to race my spiffy RC Spock!!! |
TheDiva: He's a human Cleveland Indians logo... |
pearliepie1: Well Nurse Chapel started out trying to revive your daughter, but noticed her nice jewelry & just couldn't resist trying it on. |
lil_amish_pumpkin: "Dont' die! The premiere of Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets is only a month away!" |