"Best of the Best Page 22 (2002)"

UnReality: "And remember, if Captain That! crashes, just hit refresh over and over again, repeating to yourself that it isn't real, it isn' real. That'll really help ol' Gerson out."	Eibii: In 1997, Richard Attenborough went into the Black Hills Forest outside Burkittsville, Maryland, and disappeared. 3 years later, this videotape of him explaining how plants 'do the nasty' was found.	Coakley: "I wonder how long it will take me to make it to lunch. And 5 o'clock seems nine weeks away."
chilwil: "Hi. I'm an Andromedan jellyfish, here for your pleasure. Would you like to suck me? "Um, I'm only 16."	Haight: Is this Planet of the Apes?? "Hoo-hoo-hoo-haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaahhh!!!!" *Scratch armpit* "Get out of the car!!"	{Ø}: "He's got him down at the three--wait a minute... the running back is getting on his knees... the cornerback is pulling down his pants... the runner is givin' the guy a BJ-my OH MYYY!!" (Keith Jackson)
BlakHat1: "A dead seal for the four of us??" "How far do you think 50 cents will GET you in a whorehouse, Jed?"	chilwil: This is your voluptuous mother who will be called in many times to discuss your grades.	chilwil: If I meet your mother at the train station, I may attack.
stareater: The actual footage of Malcolm McDowell selling his soul to the Devil to become a SciFi channel regular.	tinkertoy: See new and exotic places, meet new and exciting people, and kill them. But only on weekends. In the Army Reserves.	Generik: Saaay... filling up the inflatable doll with *water*! Now THERE'S an idea I wish *I'd* thought of!
screaming_fist: Here she comes down singing Monet Monet	Snard: "Ex-ter-mi-nate! Ex-ter-mi-nate! Ex-ter-mi-nate!"	Amon: RinTinT1000
Nyssa23: "Well, guys, we need to conserve our body heat." "You mean?" "Yes. We may have to resort to an UMAT."	BlueOnBlack: ...for all of Ying's 2000 places...	amycamus: "D'oh! Sorry, Wonder Woman! I'll redo the whole tire replacement thing for free."