"Best of the Best Page 24 (2002)"

UnReality: No! No! No! It's *don't* go chasing waterfalls. Have we learned nothing from TLC?	Nyssa23: "A cigarette? Don't mind if I do. At least I know *these* can't hurt me, unlike that sinful chocolate cake over there."	Buffoon: Buffalo, NY sends a strategic nuclear strike.
nathanstrongbeam: "Hey mister! Wanna buy? Cheap repros of the 'missing' posters from 9/11!"	Amon: With the storm rolling in, Moses quickly completed the task God gave to him. Unfortunately, he got the wrong plans, and constructed a riverboat.	Amon: Before Rommell made a name for himself in Northern Africa, he had a somewhat less successful campaign against the Finns.
UnReality: "Good, good. But stress how you never thought the letters they print were real."	cajunlust4lunch: The hell? They wiped put the entire management section! Oh, I see! It's MCI WorldComm!	CrazyBob: Fran Drescher falls back on her pre-Nanny career as the residual checks dry up
stareater: The new Taliban Anti-Sheep Shield keeps terrorist's minds off of sex, making them better warriors.	RodRocket: "The three of clubs! Is THAT your card?"	Amon: Cold and lost in the snow covered forest, Tinkerbell climbs a tree to see if she can get her bearings before she succumbs to frostbite. Was that a wolf howling in the distance?
Amon: "See that? Sasquatch is wanted for a series of armed burglaries across the Pacific Northeast."	YibbleGuy: It was a quiet day at the feed store. Oliver Stone, George Orwell, Stringbean, Jack Ruby, and Fred Gwynne were just settin' 'round a-jawin'....	YingYang: "Hello, children… Such pretty children… I'm Father O'Hara, and I'm here to tell you about… Are those Bugle Boy jeans there, son? Lovely…"
YibbleGuy: "You've Got She-Male."	cambria36: Ooooh, shit!!!!! "We'll try to catch you on the next orbit."	Generik: His Heinous, the Littlest Dictator, George W. Bush, is mad as hell at those corporate bad guys, and he's going to show them what's what or else. Maybe.