"Best of the Best Page 25 (2002)"

SirEnochTheChaste: "Why are you looking at my husband like that?"	UpSky2: "But the girl in front is helping him wif his test! Why can't I help my Bobby here?"	amycamus: "I knew something was wrong," said Ed Farnsworth, the area man who possibly prevented a potentially deadly attack. "They weren't ducklings. These were all full grown ducks."
Amon: If you look closely, in the center of the vortex you can see the Sci Fi logo. The swirling pattern surrounding it represents it's shows going down the toilet,. The squiggly lines are new shows being sucked into the hell that is Sci Fi.	Kota: "How Washington Crossed the Delaware", or as it later became known, the "Row vs. Wade" decision!	Kota: One of these stacks is not like the others... ONE of these stacks was NOT used to burn Viagra wrappers, can YOU tell??
RoninM: "Damn kids and their handshakes. Is it fist-bump, fist-bump, clasp, hug, pat, slide, snap, or fist-bump, slap, fist-bump, clasp, hug pat, slide, snap?"	TrezKu: .oO(Man, which apartment is Gabriel holding that party...?)	AlexGariepy: Now to start a feud with one of them mid-card wrestlers!
amycamus: "It's ok, Glen, I can understand a pantie fetish. But these aren't my panties. They're not even my size. I mean, these are gargantuan!"	gleeb: "Gee, I don't know…" "I do. You must drink some beer, so we can complete the pyramid."	E_the_E: "Sir, we brought you Hall and Oates, just as you asked."
Torgone: The contents of my "underwear" drawer.	porpoise: That's the first time I've seen a diaphragm and a condom fused.	BlakHat1: "Why did I mark it with B? My name's George!"
JediClone: C'mon! Put on another twenty pounds! Noone'll notice!	amycamus: Boy, you let Chang and Eng get in one of their arguments, and that math quiz NEVER gets finished.	Amon: It took me five Stretch-Armstrongs to get it this full.