"Best of the Best Page 26 (2002)"

144b: I'm just saying is that hat makes you look lke a sissy, is all boss.	y_u_i_otta: You never think about it, but there must be such a thing as a dildo factory.	tinaw: "So Dick, we're gonna spend a few hours at my out-of-the-way stately manor, then head to the Justice League."
SirEnochTheChaste: One of the lesser known Washington D.C. monuments is the Evil Lincoln Memorial.	MSTzilla: Ralph buys a one way ticket to the moon and signs the card "To Alice, with love, R"	y_u_i_otta: Outtakes of the Zapruder film.
Racerex: In the new children's book, "Charlie the Little Cannon," little Charlie dreams of becoming a great BIG cannon, and going off to war...	Moatas: After years of captivity, the two trees were free, but they decided to stay anyway, I guess they had roots in the community…	IllegalityGirl: That's what you get for drivin' that train high on cocaine.
UnReality: During the Great Depression, only one in six men could afford legs. The rest just sort of… hovered mysteriously until the economy recovered.	Racerex: A young Mao remembers he could have had a V-8....	amycamus: While at Bryce Canyon, visit such fascinating geological features as 'The Smoker's Molars', pictured above.
gleeb: On the night of the full moon in the fifth month of the year, C3PO attained Enlightenment under the Bodhi tree at Buddhagaya.	gleeb: "It was horrible, Dad! There was blood everywhere!"	Humoriste: Martha was here.
NurseNoir: What have you done with Ms. Streisand???? You bastards!!!	screaming_fist: SLEEEEEEEP	gleeb: Henry was the unluckiest of skydivers.