beckett: "Yeah, the sash and badge are okay, but when do we get our clubs and Brownshirts?" |
Geier: Thinking, "I wouldn't be caught DEAD in this..." but then again, perhaps that would be in bad taste. Never mind. |
Geier: *shivers* Yikes! That's one hell of a yeast infec...oh. Strawberries. Of course. Uhm, yummy! |
stareater: "Anybody seen Mr. Jones? The KoolAid's gittin' warm…" |
Beezo-Chan: The Geico gecko's burly, football-playing older brother. |
elKapitan: "So, wanna jockey for position?" |
Buffoon: New England when the leaves are changing, or California in fire season? You decide. |
BlakHat1: "Little girl! You're too young to make shadow puppets like THAT!" "Mista Ying show me!" |
Snuffleupagus: Mary Carpenter and Pincess Di as the Anorexic Duo, a surreal drama detailing the lives of 2 women and the food they love to hate. |
Kota: Howie finally had to admit that the others were right..... the pirahna-filled amazon jungle streams were NO PLACE for an inflatable canoe. |
DangerKitty: Ass kissing and "Oh very good sir!" "I could't agree with you more sir!" "Let me wipe your ass sir!" |
UnReality: "Baggggggiinnnnnssssss! Shiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeee!" |
Beedo: Meanwhile, on the Island of the Amazons, Wonder Woman's tribal sisters rivet together parts for her Invisible Jet. |
Beedo: Running the "Buddy, can you spare a dime?" Gauntlet. |
gleeb: Due to the fog, Otis Redding never realized he was actually sitting *near* the dock of the bay. |
gleeb: Remember, a herd member has a better chance of not getting hit by a car, or taken out by a cheetah. |
eber3: No, I don't have any Prince Albert in a can. But I do have a little Princess Di on my dash. |
Pilot: The tale of Shlumphy, the shortest king ever... |