"Best of the Best Page 28 (2002)"

manglemebabe: "Okay, everyone got their parrot? Great! Now grab it's head and PULL like this…"	KotaGoblin: Opening weekend of "duck season" was always a bit competitive in Minnesota.....	ciscolantern3600: "They're flying circles around us, boys!"
ciscolantern3600: "I like zis one, ze floral pattern." "Jah, mein Fuhrer."	HinerMadmanWithaHook: "No, no - take it back! I specifically asked for my rival's head on a PIKE, not an Ottoman!"	Amon_ster: It's a rare birth-defect, but it has been documented that some people are born with their brain on the outside of the skull.
freak-o-d-week: .oO Well . . . at least I'm not a vampire. Oo.	Amon_ster: Damn lazy eye. I can never tell if Dad is looking at me or not!	Zoogicub: This is what happens when you let broccoli grow unmanaged...
rickubis: "I was just powdering my adam's apple."	rickubis: "Hurry up and pay the toll. That moron with the giant Garfield the Cat head on his roof is right behind us."	BlakHat1: "Stop crouching on the wing chair like some brazen strumpet!"
BeckettBloodyBeckett: "Franklin was later removed from the side of Mount Rainier with a sponge…"	jildo: Things were never quite the same in the Brady household after Mike caught Alice masturbating before dinner.	amycamus: Bela Lugosi is shaken down by the mob.
KotaPilgrim: Yeah, he won the race... but I STILL don't think he's running a "stock" engine!	HenryBemis: We *all* dated her at some point... um, none of you has AIDS, right?	MayflowerLarry: The annual PUMAT convention of 1958...