"Best of the Best Page 29 (2002)"

Racerex: And now, the death scene from "Hamlet," performed by The Silver Surfer....	LanzmanWithGibletGravy: "In sooth, thou art one fine wench. But hold, mine brother whose manhood I grip tightly wouldst taste of thy womanly charms."	porpoisepie: The one on the right looks safer, but the other one looks like a thrill a minute.
YibbleGobble: "Well, I don't know what a 'Stalag' is, Col. Klink, but we can discuss it after the private and I finish telegraphing the news about President Lincoln's assassination."	TyranoturkeyRex: A bizzare Mexican version of the play "Romeo and Juliet"	LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans: "Now touch your nose and say the abc's backwards."
Amon: "My marijuana crop! Burned to the ground! Oh, the humanity! Hey, why are those squirrels running around like that? And where did they get Cheetos?"	Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves: "I didn't realize being part of Tony Orlando and Dawn would involve human sacrifices!"	Generik: "Percale, 600 thread count. Why do you ask?"
Amon: "TURN! TURN!!! You're driving right into the tornado!!!"	TheDiva: Priscilla Presley and John Edward! NO!	AcranBerryServo: The nearest cliff is just ten miles down the road?? Thanks! Let's go Thelma...
TheDiva: The Bellarians: The Early Years.	Cornbread_Stuffing_Reeves: But, Wally, if Mom finds your bong in her ficus plant, we'll be in trouble for sure!	TheDiva: Ummm, Cindy, I think you need to check your pad...
Generik: They're all so much happier since they removed the seats from those things.	Amon: "Enjoying your apple?" "Mmm-HMMM!" "Well then, mind if I shove this candle up your ass?" "Mmm-mmm."	TyranoturkeyRex: "PUMAT: The Movie"