"Best of the Best Page 3 (2002)"

AlanPartridge: It's a double first place finish for Chekov and Sulu in the Bridge Go-Kart Racing Tournament.	KIPPAGE: "Whadda ya think Spock, should we get the Sony or the Pioneer...?"	gleeb: Wow, even the fashion designers are evil in this universe.
goldie_locks_9er: You lost another thermometor???	Amon: PUMAT of Michael Ironside, Craig T. Nelson and Robocop (without the helmet on).	TheDiva: Because four hours of TV a day just isn't enough.
SpiffyGuy: After fleeing her burning house, Janet suddenly realizes that she may have left the light in the bathroom on.	Shockeye: "Serenity Now!"	Humoriste: Stayfree for Vulcans
HenryBemis: Still number one on the list of alltime greatest songs of annoyance.	Amon: Yeah, our office has one of those, too. We call her Little Hitler. What? Oh, that says "depot". My bad.	Agent_Moldy: Manheim the Hutt!
Buffoon: The Russian Women's Weightlifting Champion	Billy_Zoom: He's giving birth to an eight pound invisible baby boy....	Betrayer: I have biscuits n gravy for breakfast everyday.
rick12string: Hilarious photo of Brad spraying breath spray and preparing to pounce on a dark haired beauty that turned out to be a member of the Black Crowes....	Amon: Well, I'm glad to see that Sylvester McCoy lost a little weight. He was looking like a blood-gorged tick for a while.	Lanzman: Wow, I didn't know Home Depot carried ass-crack scratching posts.