"Best of the Best Page 31 (2002)"

Candy Apple Red Chebby: "God *Damn* your drunk tests are hard!"	ciscobells3600: "Awe, fiddle-faddle!"	Dairaindeer: There once was a crew from Nantucket, who can't haul cement so they chuck it, 'til some chunks from a side crushed this worker named Clyde and they carried his pulp home in a bucket...
shankybells: "Oh attendant! Would come get this ol' bag out of my car?"	amycamus: "Ohmagawd! You're wearing original 'E.T. the Extraterrestrial' shoelaces! Do you have any idea how much those are worth on eBay?!"	amycamus: "You see, Mr. President, if we can contain the former by emphasizing the latter, we can increase our power exponentially."
Generik: Jimmy gathered up all his Rage from the malt shop table, inspiring Fear in his fellow classmates, then fled out the front door, leaving them all with just a big helping of What the Fuck?	Generik: "Have fun on your date, dear. Be sure to get home before 11, and don't let Jimmy put his hands where they don't belong. Oh, and just so you know - your ass looks pretty fat in that dress."	E_the_SugarPlumFair_E: "Okay, Halfy. Get to bed."
TheGhosOfIMissYetToCome: "Have you been putting on some weight, Tai?!" "Shut up and finish the routine! This rink is getting colder!"	E_the_End: If you replaced 'THE' with 'FRI', it would describe porpoise.	shankybells: "I have to do all the wiring and HE gets to blow shit up!" *Disgruntled wife of suicide bomber*
LauraPrancer: Watch out, Potsy! You're gunna drop my mom's armoire!	cam36allYeFaithful: The first St. Louis attempt at the Gateway Arch was a failure.	Ramshackle_Man: "Eighteen today! Fair Game!"