"Best of the Best Page 4 (2002)"

NewsBeat02: Why sniffing White Out is illegal: A sneeze can cost you your life.	RolanDeHay: "Young George Washington, did you open that cherry scented cleaner?" / "I cannot tell a Lysol."	eowyn: Curses! Foiled again!
Amon: You know, if I would have known that my wife put a camera behind the mirror on the ceiling, I never would have invited my sister over...	The_Seer: I could ask WHERE exactly is her itch but I really don't wanna know.	AustinThreeSixteen: "Turn off your high beams asshole!"
DeepSpaceNineS31: Ahhh!! Rats!! Oh wait, they're puppies. Awww...	Johnnycamden: It was a cold and dark night in Timbucktoo. It was a good thing Tom was wearing his blue maracan pullover; available sizes S,M,L,XL.	IClaydius: Riverdance--for your Sony Playstation 2
Amon: When he said he had to piss like a racehorse, he wasn't kidding!	TyranosaurisRex: Mom knows I'm pregnant	Gern: Elisabeth Shue blows her nose.
eggzover: An aged Peter Pan attempts to get middle-aged businessmen to fly with him... with only middling success.	Amon: keogh? Anubis suffering from a migraine in a sand storm? *DING-DING-DING* Correct!	UnReality: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to love me long time.
Propdude: To reduce the aging process Meryle Streep puts herself into a decompresion chamber.	KennyBoy: Next on *2025: A Glimpse Ahead*: "Hi, we're the Dixie Chicks for Metamucil."	GrrDieDieDie: If you aren't getting our catalog, you must not have mailbox that we know of.