"Best of the Best Page 5 (2002)"

FractleRift: ...AAAAHhhhh ha ha ha! ... I'll show that Rachel BITCH!! ...AAAAHHHHhhh ha ha ha ha!!!	CindyM: NEW! For Women Only! YOU guess what it's for!	wd40: ...and lo, did the Archangel Joan of Collinswood appear to me in a vision and said, "Why you in the baffroom alla time?"
Destroyah_13: "Little does C-3PO and ED-209 know that R2-D2 is backstage, and has been listening to them talking about their one-night data-sharing."	Randal_Flagg: Our telemarketers would eventually find the number anyway. So just stick with the one number, and save yourself a little cash.	Randal_Flagg: "Back! BACK, I say! Damn Lilliputian vampires!"
HoneyT: Come and get it, kids! I made disembodied frogs' heads!	Randal_Flagg: Why do these people with horrible outside allergies always seem to find themselves in the middle of a flower garden?	hotbrunette: Whoa! Watch where you put that!
linear98us: The gitrl friend watched the experiment in horror. As slowly her boyfriend was made to watch 36 hours of The View.	lil_amish_boy: While we work on improved shaving technology, some countries are building weapons.	ABServo: Me?? Oh, just a slight case of night fever! But it's okay; I'm staying alive!
pyrajane: Michael Jackson tries to convince Meryl Streep to give him a physical.	happy_fun_ball: The mood was generally light that birthday, even though almost everyone had been wished into the cornfield.	Amon: "He Died As He Lived. In a very bizarre way."
JurassicPork: General Motors goes through about 43 chipmunk cameramen a year but, God, do they get good bumper shots!	Tin_God: "Winged freak terrorizes... ? Wait'll they get a load of ME!"	Amon: No one noticed the stone carving of Nefertiti carved into the Egyptian landscape until a photo-journalist accidentally snapped this picture.