"Best of the Best Page 6 (2002)"

Purina_Hermit_Chow: "Oh, wait a minute, this isn't Jesus. All this time I've had Carol Channing watching over me."	FlankerBravo: Many stalkers begin their careers early, like this lil perverted tyke.	saint_marie: Yeah, the mouth's ok when it's smiling… but then the biting and the tearing of flesh begins...
Kevbo32: She had a good time running around in the woods until she slammed into that tree!	juniebugie: What's Mr. Hanky doing here?	happy_fun_ball: Bob gets a nitrous hook-up for his Ford from a minor demon for his soul.
animebabe: "Why, yes, I *am* underpaid and untrained! Would you like to Supersize that?"	Joshua_the_samurai: David Copperfeild fails to pass through the great wall of a china after a long running start…	I_walker: To my friends at school: This is me being held by a couple of tourists. Hey buddy, watch your hand.
Tsunade: Dude ::hack, wheeze:: You're getting a major ::cough:: contract renegotiation...	girly_girl: "And on my heaviest days, I just use five sheets of paper towels, folded like this."	girly_girl: What you're not seeing is the additional search words of zebra, nude and remote control.
girly_girl: *girl in background doing Victory Dance* "She hasn't found my porn pictures! She hasn't found my porn pictures!"	puffery: Coming up next, "The Abused Housewife who Didn't Mean to Kill Her Police Chief Husband in Self-Defense."	TomServo103: "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!"
KIPPAGE: "Meanwhile as the giant spiders fought over the Indians in the Pueblo…"	MrZyzyk: Be sure to mention that your crotch itches, he'll want to know all the gory details	Buffoon: Even more uncomfortable than a standard nipple clamp!