Mr13: "Don't say nothing, but I think the guy in Advertising is trying to make a woman suit." |
foxyprincess: Doesn't blending in with it's surroundings defeat the purpose of even having a lighthouse? |
FlyingDutchman1971: Little Tammy Faye gets into her mother's cosmetics at the age of 6 and a lifelong friendship is born. |
Zoogicub: Propholayctic balloon animals! |
evetsggod: Time to drain ya! |
hairfairy: I am definately getting a navigational system in my next car! |
rminor: "Mutants Must Buckle Up" |
Amon_ster: "See buddy? I told you that if you close your eyes and think of Kathy Ireland, that this hand-job would feel good. Just sit back and enjoy the ride." |
poor_puss: Looks like it was a total bilateral mastectomy. |
GypsySwitch: Meanwhile, in the lockerrom after the game... "We could'a beat Slytheryn, we just had an off day. We played a good game, and I think next time will be..." |
LauraPowers85: That car must be old. It has a cataract. |
Dankerella: Behold what your grandparents lived by, what your parents heard about, and what tomorrow's kids will never meet: The Holy Bible. |
bluedreams: *--We'll catch your semen.* |
Xexus: Cowboy Hats and Hemorhoids... sooner or later, every asshole gets one |
happy_fun_ball: Hey? You lookin' for a job? Well... it's *like* acting.... Get in. |
TheDiva: We now return to "West Wing Story" |
bpkanupp: Bob was fired after his boss caught him wasting two hours at work by chasing a droplet of water around his desk with a straw. |
interoscitor: Scenes from the nicest neighborhood in Kabul........ |