"Best of the Best Page 8 (2002)"

flavio: I've been told I shouldn't be so negative	ChrisXK: Michael Jackson walked away from the plastic surgeon once more a happy customer.	pairaducks: Betty has her first-orgasm from cheesegrator masturbation.
Amon: "Well, I guess that really IS Saturn in the corner! There's Tethys, one of it's moons!"	Amon: The elves, unable to cure Frodo of the Ring Wraith's deadly blade, put him in suspended animation until he can be healed by more advanced medical procedures.	solidservo: An exciting running away scene leaves frodo completly out of breath.
Shockeye: "Popeye's chicken is fucking awesome!"	Humoriste: Ah, the horrors of the Home Perm…	Chica_Bonita: Yep, it's like eating pumpkin pie 24/7!
HenryBemis: "Why no, I didn't call for a certified public accountant…" *wocka, chikah, wocka*	SovietFlask: "Look! I'm sorry! It's the only way I can get off!"	Agent_Moldy: But one day, his band, like his hair, would become huge. Jon Bon Jovi: "Behind the Music"
mikelesq: Quiet Riot, huh? What, was Whitesnake in the wash?	Amon: "Damn facehuggers!"	Amon: "Me? I'm no good for you, babe. I'm dirt. I'm scum. Look at you. You're an angel!"
Lanzman: The nurse wasn't looking. It was Irving's big chance. A quick relaxation of certain muscles and his bladder was suddenly much gladder.	Lanzman: Scary face! Ahhhh! Scary face!	Agent_Moldy: Molly prepares for a special evening with Roman Polanski.