"Best of the Best Page 9 (2002)"

Agent_Moldy: Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor's boys were concerned. "I don't know, man, do you really think it's safe to let Dad perform our circumcisions?"	Ramon3k: "Forget that I'm wearing makeup for a minute. Am I some clown here to amuse you?"	cyanidegreen: You are popular. "I am popular" Everyone adores you. "Everyone adores me." You will have large breasts. "I will have large breasts."
HeyChickenhead: Hillary Clinton keeps an eye on the stewardess with the "smart mouth."	Leapgirl2001: For the love of everything sacred, roll the credits!! We have money, we'll PAY you to roll them!! PLEASE!!! Look, MONEY!	Lanzman: Somebody stepped on a frog.
Lanzman: The Taelon reveal a previously-unsuspected ability to morph into rodents, next on "Earth: Final Conflict"	Lanzman: "The men sure will appreciate this, ma'am." "Sir." "Whatever. Either way, they've been out in the woods a long friggin' time. Hope you brought some lube."	girly_girl: "Hmm, maybe a nose job, cheek implants, a little tuck here, some eyebrows and some hair, and I'll be really attractive!"
Mr_Grant: *And what is YOUR character?* Well I'm, like, recreating Matt Damon, who, like, traveled back in time with, like, a machine he & Ben Affleck built..."	Agent_Moldy: Tom Green: Civil War Soldier -- "Hey, y'wanna see my tongue? Here, this is my tongue. Can I lick you? Let me lick you!"	Amon: "I've never seen a Johnny Reb with such immaculate hands. What's your secret?" "Three words: Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize."
Mr_Grant: "Mandingo? Are you in there you saucy scamp, don't make me chase you, you naughty boy."	evildisneyguy: Ah, Mark Walburg is masturbating to gay porn again, I see.	Crow_Tiberius_Robot: Hey, I don't care whether Frasier's dad has a third eye or not, but NO ONE flips me off!
Nexomnibus: "Let's pick a ship that matches our Mac."	Zonk: Visit historic Salem, Mass.... Witchburnings every Thursday, buffet afterwards.	foxspire: "...and then he stuck it in me… I mean, I've had dick before, but never one that… that… "enormous" isn't quite the right word…"