"Best of the Best Page 1 (1999)"

KayHanley: ooooooo! captain, you messed up bad!	402: 23 Shat-doo	Jajiradai: CLICK...DING...WHIRR...ERROR. NOT READING DRIVE C
Amon: "Uhura, open hailing frequencies." / (Banging head on console) "I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!!!"	Revive: That's two blue uniforms right next to each other. I call foul.	LMAO: And for no reason, the Zeon pig breaks into a rousing tap dance.
Drizzt_DoUrden: No!!!! Not Nazi Paparazzi!!!!!	Geier: More of Kirk's little dress-up sex games: "Rand refused to submit, too, ensign, and you haven't seen HER around here in years, have you? Think about it..."	amycamus: "OK, I think I got it. After I raise my arms and growl, I chase all the Misfit toys, right? OK. Lemme get my head on."
Geier: "Doctor, I do believe your 'shoop shoops' are overpowering my 'doo wop dilly dos'."	TGoodchild: Davy Crockett and Sam Houston defend the Alamo from the vicious general Santa Shatna...	Tonya_Harding: "You broke my lucky bowling ball?!"
animebabe: to the tune of Yellow Submarine: o/~ We're all killed by a yellow sudden beam, a yellow sudden beam, yellow sudden beam...o/~	Klatuu: The Vulcan Mind Meld was *nothing* compared to the Vulcan Crotch Kick.	MST_Fan: "Maybe I WANT to be blind!"
144b: There's the mother logo protecting the baby logo.	GersonK: Starkly lit Vulcan. He is startled by the bright sun. My lord, Sci-Fi blows. (an haiku)	HRPuffenstuff: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course..."