"Best of the Best Page 3 (1999)"

TGoodchild: "Do I want to marry Billy when I grow up? Don't be absurd, this guy's a moron! But the sex is great!"	animebabe: I sniff the sheets the sheets I sniff upon the sniffened sheets I sit...	needhandle: Next on a very special Allie McBeal, Allie does Slimfast shooters with Dexatrim
Daleman: No! Those pads go on the *inside*!	DancingQueen: It is a very special moment for documentary animation; we are witnessing the mating ritual - - never before caught on tape. And within captivity, too!	YingYang: Which is CAPTION when you rearrange the letters....
NurseNoir: "Mr. MacGregor?? EAT MY CARROTS!!! NYAAAH!" *slam*	BackgAmon: I've never seen a blackhead on someone's ass before...	Funneytalker: Well, where do you think they are? They didn't just get up and walk away!
castewar: Conclusive evidence of the existance of the Loch Ness Monster.	TremorX: Behold the power of cheese.	Lanzman: Best friend of single guys everywhere . . . er, I mean . . . umm . . . Look! A Klingon!
IH8Trek: Shouldn't that be Happy non-religion affiliated spring holiday?	RIZZZ: It's the restless spirit of the Hawaiin Punch guy in the background there, for those of you playing along at home.	Lu_Bu: Buy here! All your friends do! So you better do it, too, or nobody will want to be your freind! (Pier Pressure)
IncredibleMeltingMan: You know... I'm starting to suspect that these aren't normal starfish.	JerryHodgson: "You could just eat me up! WAIT don't eat me. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"	RhussVII: I found all this stuff strewn over lockers across America, just sitting around!