"Best of the Best Page 5 (1999)"

CROW1: Oh, no! www.alyssamillano-cam.com has been discovered!	devildoll: Now, dammit, THAT'S what I call "perky"!!!!	Erik_Dressel: Hi there, I'm a car. I'm supposed to look nice and have you buy me hopefully
Torghoul: She said bring a raincoat . . . . . .	Amon: "...and I reached out and I said, "Hello, Mr. President." But that weasel Eisenhower bitch-slapped me!"	Torghoul: That's right. I said "wings".
medusaD: "Damn!! Tampax wasn't here!!"	YibbleGuy: o/ "Here's the story/ Of a woman and a 3 and a soldier and a leg and a guy and a shadow and a girl and a sea/ Who were bringing up ..."	Lowbill: Ignore it, blame someone else, make up an excuse, run and hide, and redefine the problem.
GersonK: The Aristocrat and the Fancy Boy - Lesser Known Rockwell #452	YibbleGuy: "We're OVERSTOCKED, and our Christian Children are priced to move, move, MOVE!"	Amon: This series has been edited. It has been formatted to fit your screen.
DamionGraff: "Get the fuck outta my way! The ice cream truck is here!"	YingYang: Santa Claus wakes up to a drunk Dr. Who and empty condom wrappers...	TGoodchild: "Coach says you have to cut ten more pounds before weigh-ins, man."
Revive: Whoa... never go letterbox edition without informing the actors first.	Loodvig: "Ooo! A Cadbury Egg!"	Drebb: For some reason, when Fred ties a cherry-stem knot with his tongue it isn't as exciting as when the ladies do it.