"Best of the Best Page 8 (1999)"

Yazzin: "Unga like rain. Unga no like being crucified."	sumyoungcyber: Do you think this outfit makes me look fat?	HannoverF: *Cotton Candy___ Terminate with Extreme Yummyness!*
40Boo: "Ni!"	Yazzin: '80's bumper sticker: "Vampires do it upside down."	bugwber: "I'll teach that Martha Stewart who can bake the biggest muffins!"
40Boo: rare footage of a turtle hopping... and if you look closely, you'll see David Attenborough in the bushes there...	Scairai: "What?! Wait! You're not Chewbacca! Who?! Joel Robinson? How did I even get *up* here?! Oh no... my arms don't work...!"	wOLFdUDE_IN_4D: Uncle Tahnooose, now there was a good soldier!
FrankenFist: She needed her nipples pinched every now and then to remind her that she's alive.	GlitterRock: Joey soon understood what the primitive man meant by "Bringers of Pain and Delight..."	Amon_ster: "This is a hand towel. NOT a wash cloth! OK?"
Count_Loodvig: "Use The Schwarz Lonestar...."	Shattered: I'm a feature editor. I said I'm king of the *NEWS*! NEWS, you morons!	Unfamous: My tinnitus!
ZadetheElf: INFLATE DAMMIT!!	Xexus: Eventually, everyone got so used to Bob and his blowup doll, it would only seem unusual when he WASN'T using it.	Indomitus: "The quiche is ready."