"Best of the Best Page 9 (1999)"

nashtbrutusandshort: But she sold out to Chef Boyardee, lending her good name to their new Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonionios.	YibbleGuy: ...ibbleGuy? Why, thank you, Abyss creature.	GersonK: Touched by a Riddler
YingYang: "Ying, I have some horny bitches here for you!"	Occupant: You kids had better not have opened that Ark of the Covenant! Don't make me come in there!	Angel_Noir: "One more big push, and I think that'll do it." "Uhnnnn!" *Pop!* "It's a Sonny Bono!"
UnReality: "Oh, and I suppose your *other* invisible car is in the shop, too, huh?"	ArtenezerScrooganas: "What do you think you are, some porn star or something? Bah! You don't know the first thing about hussying, boy. For instance, gotta thrust... like this."	Kif: o o O O (Cash and jewelry? He's a keeper all right)
Lanzman: "Whoops . . . guess I won't be getting that deposit back."	Lanzman: Ooooooh, yeah! Hot monkey lovin' coming right up!	calco: her card shuffling trick goes horribly awry, rendering George impotent for life.
YibbleGuy: Karen Allen's Stevie Wonder impersonation was a big hit at parties.	Tinselriffic: "Okay, now where's that bar we're supposed to walk into?"	CindyM: ooh, it's SOOO BIG!!!
Boniter: Quick, drag queens, follow the galloping centaur, she'll lead the way!	YingYang: "If I see any more cum stains in your sheets, young lady..."	Enapovtheevil: Baby it's soooo tight!