"Hercules Page 12 (2000)"

amycamus: In the dungeon beneath his house, G. Gordon Liddy puts on a dress and cracks a whip.	animebabe: John Wayne is Skelator in "A Pocket Full of Grayskull" Coming to video this summer.	Amon_tego_Bay: I think the producer toook the title too seriously when he made the movie version of "Chariot Of The Gods".
animebabe: "Herc honey? Uh.. there's a Minister here to see you... oh wait.. that's Minotaur... should I show him to the den?"	animebabe: ... is much like this side.. only kinda opposite.	RMurdock: I have crafted a snowman worthy of Olympus
shanky: "Is it cold out here, or are you just butt-ugly?"	YibbleGuy: "If you're Our Lady of Fatima ... how come your polka-dotted reptilian tail is sticking out from your veil?"	Incswing: Alright! Everybody do the wave!
shanky: "You should be dancin' yeah!"	animebabe: Witchie Poo? What have they DONE to you?!	The_Gray_Zombie: "You must be Igor." "No, it's Eyegor." "They told me your name was Igor." "Well they were wrong then weren't they?"
YibbleGuy: "How old are you, little girl?" "I'm 85, Hercules." "Well ... that explains the hair color ...."	ABServo: When threesomes get downright perverted...	The_Gray_Zombie: Darla shows Spanky and Alfalfa a good time.
YibbleGuy: Even though the script calls for it, Herc just can't bring himself to kiss Kathie Lee Gifford.	YibbleGuy: "Let me see if I've got this straight ... you're Bernadette Peters ... you got tangled up in my grapevine ... you belong someplace called 'Broadway' ...."	animebabe: "Now now girls.. don't fight over me! I can help you BOTH move after I am finished opening these jars."