"Hercules Page 9 (2000)"

soth: That was one helluva zebra.	JohnSteed: The problem with being a demi-god is that you get mammoth kidney stones.	Enapov: Paul didn't understand what they meant by a kidney stone being like giving birth until he had one....
Mercury_Amon_tego: Oh my God. Did they switch this over to "Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde"?	YingYang: "Put Pamela Anderson's silicone tit back, Herc..."	SunSinner: "I saw myself in Feria... I thought I was worth it... but it lied to me, man, it lied!"
anti_hero: "Push push! I see the head!"	screaming_fist: Hanson and Delilah	Amon: "I... am Sargon."
JohnSteed: Wow, that's a Bulk Pez-Dispenser! What, did he get that at Sam's Club?	amycamus: It wasn't so much that pulling the sword out of the pincushion was difficult; it was that no one really wanted to be King anyway.	amycamus: Raimi?? I just met...Nah, doesn't work. Never mind.
HenryBemis: "NO Herc, you fool! Have you never spanked a wench before?? Like this...and this...and this!!!"	AeonFlux: "I done swallowed when I should done spat!"	lizard_king: Herc, put the monster away!
YibbleGuy: . o O "'A buck and a quarter an hour.' I can't believe I fell for the old 'What's a Grecian urn' gag."	YibbleGuy: "Our primitive form of 'Hollywood Squares' amuses me!"	YibbleGuy: David Spade, Warrior Princess.