"Hercules Page 5 (1999)"

Amon: "All that for only an extra 20 dinars?!"	medusaD: "Oh mighty Zeus!! When I asked for a Trojan, I meant a condom, not these guys!!"	The_Enigma: "Greetings, it is I, the great warrior Santa Claus, coming to kill those that be on my naughty list."
amycamus: "J'accuse!"	The_Enigma: "So, what are you supposed to be for Halloween?" "Can't you tell? I'm the Earth!"	The_Enigma: "That's right... The Earth, right after 'the big bang'... Hence the explosive type look on my neck. Oh, forget it."
medusaD: "Look! I've got no legs, a hangnail on each tentacle, and I've got PMS!!! Don't f*ck with me!!"	Amon_ster_A_GoGo: As Marge Simpson strolls past the window...	Amon_ster_A_GoGo: "STELLA!!!"
BuckFifty: Ted had finally hit rock bottom after last night's beer binge... "*groan* Man, I feel like I slept on a cat all night..." *mrrowr* "... uh oh..."	amycamus: Flight attendant and pilot, after settlement of the Singapore Airlines sexual discrimination suit.	BuckFifty: Carrie Fisher looks back on her career... "*sniff* Help me, Obi-Wan..."
Amon_ster_A_GoGo: The Jawa King	Sevengraff: Kevin Sorbo as Blanka in Street Fighter Live.	Amon_ster_A_GoGo: And to think I bitched when I found a hair in my soup.
Generik: Order your Inflatable Angel Princess NOW, before the Christmas rush!	UnReality: "Well, like I was telling Kelsey Grammer just the other day -- " "Oh shut up!"	Generik: It was bad enough when he just WALKED on the Sea of Galilee... but when young Jesus got drunk and did cartwheels, the authorities had to be called.