"Crossing Over Page 1 (2002)"

pairaducks: Now folks, you have to eat all of your peyote or you won't see the spirits… eat up... thats right...	solidservo: Ok, everybody WATCH.....… I've been talkin' to the dead for so long I can join them any time I want.	flappersquirrel: Taking a cyanide capsule to see if Johnny boy could really see the dead was a bit extreme...
jondapicam: Cue Munchkin song...	RedHawk32: A tabloid photo of Whoopi Goldberg withe the mumps	Billy_Zoom: John Edward worked hard to enlargen his breast size....
Jediaces: Yes, it started out as a dare, but we started to like it.	GrassRanger: Now, for the trip to Pluto and $100,000 worth of cold weather gear, in which episode of Star Trek did McCoy first say Spock had green blood?	GrassRanger: Nahh! Nahh! Nuh! Naaaaah! Strummmmmmmmmmm!
GrassRanger: Director's Commentary: Now that everything's in living color, we felt we needed to make the next part of the film stand out by makeing it black and white.	Kosmo: "I'm sorry we can't afford better chairs for our guests to sit in, but this is the Sci-Fi Channel."	HiFi_dude: Ed's mom wasn't his first choice for the prom, but he did better than his friend Bob who took Dan to the prom.
Kosmo: ...and by the time Frodo reached middle-age, he was a very disgruntled Hobbit.	HiFi_dude: 'Okay, people... when I clap my hands, you all shout "John's the greatest!"' 'Boooooooooo!!!!!'	Kosmo: "Sometimes guys in dimly-lit bars ask if we're sisters, but she's really my Great Grandmother."
HiFi_dude: ...my, the members of KISS have certainly changed over time.	HiFi_dude: (girl 2) 'You mean you're available?' (girl 2) "Mmmmm .... the possibilities!" (girl 1) 'Yeah, we can get him to take out all the trash!'	Kosmo: "It's only this long, but girls have lower standards for guys they've seen on TV."