"Crossing Over Page 5 (2002)"

Billy_Zoom: And a giant neon urine stain covers the title of the show we're watching... quite appropriate, if you ask me.	Billy_Zoom: And once again, John Edward is lost without a map...	Moatas: '...and any simularities of anyone living or dead..' Wait a minute! I thought this show was about the living and the dead!
NewsBeat02: When bad hair happens to good people…	MAKITA988: You mean I won? Do I get to come sit by Regis and Kathie Lee?	Billy_Zoom: "I just wanted to show you guys my new red outfit... ain't it nice???"
Spatch: ...and starring Jonathan Edwards as "Henchman #2"	MAKITA988: The Macarena… No, don't think I know that one. How's about Grease?	MAKITA988: Why, yes, she does have Downs Syndrome. What's that got to do with my dead husband?
Billy_Zoom: Yeah, he made the mistake of taking his high school yearbook photo in a urine-colored background...	NewsBeat02: Sometimes I just need to lock myself in the bathroom, and cry my heart out. Excues me...	Spatch: "I'm fondling a shapely ghost right here. Is this your grandmother?"
Xexus: .oO(I think my merkin is slipping)	Xexus: .oO(Do you think John Edwards can detect my boner?)	Maou_McDugan: Aaaahhh, someone's been a very, very bad spirit!
Tsunade: They're telling me that this little piggy went to market.	Tsunade: He shook it like a white boy.	Billy_Zoom: Well, I guess he suddenly had a mystical vision of the Virgin Mary...