"Crossing Over Page 8 (2002)"






Amon:
Even from beyond the grave, Steve's mother tosses out codescending remarks at his wife Marie.


animebabe:
"Tonight on John Edwards, a special guest... Tinkerbell. Tune in and find out what the REAL story was behind her and Peter!"


JohnSteed:
"Your dead teenage daughter sends the following message, 'It ain't no lie... baby... bye bye bye...'"


animebabe:
"You guys better pretend I'm channelling shit, or these decapitated Cingular logo's will kick your ass.."


TyranosaurisRex:
John films on location from the deck of the Sloop John B.


spacehero:
That's the spirit. She took a fist to the cheek and she keeps on smilin'.


Amon:
"Just a second. My dead goldfish Goldie is communicating with me."


spacehero:
Sheryl Crow?


Amon:
Say what you want about John Edwards, but he does a helluva chimpanzee impression...


spacehero:
"He slimed me."


animebabe:
At last count, John caught 15 M&M's, 13 BB's and a couple of flies. The Guiness people were not impressed.


TyranosaurisRex:
I got a little too close to my George Forman Lean Mean Grillin' Machine and got grill marked but good.


animebabe:
"So, you're saying paper beats rock. What if it's a really BIG rock? I mean, one that paper can't cover? What then?"


Benj121884:
Warheads or more sour then they appear to be.


Amon:
"Okay everyone. Sway to the *LEFT*. You in the green! I said the LEFT!"


JohnSteed:
o/I'm a walking nightmare, an offerer of doom, I kill all the conversation as I walk into the room...\o


animebabe:
Voted "Most likely to be your boss and remember that time you made fun of his glasses"

spacehero:
Smilex gas won't make even this audience lively.



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