"LEXX Page 18 (2000)"

screaming_fist: announcer: "...and it makes a nice cinnabon frosting platter."	screaming_fist: "...gooey, sticky cinnabons, sliding in your mouth, sugar sticking on your lips..." "Please, don't stop now..."	E_B_A: "I tell ya, if it weren't for the talking broom and the singing, dancing mop bucket, I'd have gone crazy after all these years, magical steam cloud!"
Amon_ster: Before God created Woman, he tried to get Man to procreate with a tree branch. With mixed results...	Angel_Noir: Ah, yes. I remember capping the old Valtrex commercials...	E_B_A: Listerine's new product which treated genital ailments, did not render pleasently with CGI-enhanced commericals...
screaming_fist: Not a desired reaction when showing a part of your anatomy.	Scouty: Ah, good to know Pamala Lee's bra has moved on to *ehem* better things than "Barbwire"	Amon_ster: Looks like Xev has more energy than Kai. Good thing he's got those special attacks, he's gonna need them.
screaming_fist: "It's a boy!" *slaps mother*	screaming_fist: Some babies just refuse to come out, thus the Caesarean was "born".	Meldrick: "Do you like my new body? It's Barbies old one. *wiggle* Dammit. look at me!"
screaming_fist: *BLECH*	empressv: Many peaches have to die to make on Passionate Peach Peugeot!	Angewomon: SURRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screaming_fist: "Smells like....something."	Fred PAC: Time had not been kind to Boy George	animebabe: Henry the VIII he ain't he ain't.