"Miscellaneous Page 39 (2000)"

HenryBemis: "I said on your knees, bitch!"	Joystick: "Oh, I think he just kicked."	rdogs: Son of a Bitch! A bug just flew into my ear!
Joystick: "Hmmm, that's funny, I don't have a pulse..." *thud*	melodica22: "Dean Martin and Mickey Rooney were arrested this afternoon..."	E_the_E: "Excuse me while I adjust my merkin. Ahh! That's the stuff..."
rick12string: Practicing the mouth moves Miss Lewinsky taught her, Fiona longed to taste Mr. Welk's new baton.	Vorvon: "Oh my Gawd!!! My bloomers are missing and here comes a big wind!!!"	Hinermad: Have you ever been in that annoying position where you have to sneeze, but can't? Try Anti-Benadryl, guaranteed to induce sneezing with one dose!
go_jira: Oops. She's watching The Crying Game..... guess what part it is.	MWT77: Remember when mom said your face would get stuck that way?	Hinermad: Spotlighting deer is prohibited in most states, but spotlighting starlets is a popular pastime in Hollywood.
HenryBemis: ...and all the Whos down in Whoville...	The_Gray_Zombie: Mike Meyers IS Austin Powers AS The Easter Bunny. "Would you like to see where I keep my long ears, Baby?"	The_Gray_Zombie: Surrender Dorothy?!?!
YibbleGuy: New From Subaru.	JoeCrow: A disturbance in the force, like a bunch of drunken, hobo, circus clowns all cried at once	shanky: "So this is what happens when you press the little red button."