"Miscellaneous Page 6 (2000)"

cambria36: "and I hereby swear, or affirm, to remain a bimbo for the rest of this mission."	GersonK: "Sorry, he's out sick today. I'm the tolerable and not all together powerless Iz."	BurkeDevlin: "We may be friends, but I can't go easy on you at the Pillsbury Bake-Off."
Loodvig: "Aw man! Don't eat my Molly Hatchet 8-track! Stupid radio!"	CaptionFreak: "I knight you 'Son of Lethal Weapon'!"	Jenn_Andromeda: Oh my God! My implant has shifted!
Goopy: "I'm sorry Ms. Ford, but another more qualified BLACK person has already filled that position." .oO(God I love saying that!)	Zonk: "Check it out, Bill!!... Shine a light in her face and she freezes... must be part deer."	threeamigos: "Hey!!! I'm not that kind of girl!!!"
shanky: "Sharon Stone wannabe... how may I help you?"	RodRocket: "Yes, I'm wearing panties. Big, white, boring Grandma panties. Get a life, perv!"	The_Gray_Zombie: The Steven Wright impersonator caps 24 hours a day.... but not in a row.
gowest: It's a lateral to Mom. Mom shoots down the sideline. She's at the 20, the 10, score!	Corporal_Clegg: "No, the fact that I won't go out with you is in no way connected with the swarm of flies that constantly surround your unwashed body."	NumanEllium: Pop rocks and Coke - why *gasp* didn't *sputter* anyone tell me? *die*
EnochF: "Darling, report." "Er, that's *Lieutenant* Darling, Major." "Come, come, Darling, let's not stand on ceremony..."	animebabe: and all Alice can think is "Aww crap.. not again!"	NumanEllium: (Meanwhile, on PBS....) Over the past 2 decades, this woman has taught Koko the gorilla sign language - and picked up a few words from Koko as well.