"Miscellaneous Page 15 (1999)"

Amon: Waiting for the screen grab to load down cam.	Caramel: INTIMATE Animals Monthly? What the hell...?	Scouty: Bruce Dern, on his five hundredth piece of "Juicy Fruit"
nashtkubrickandshort: Maurice Gibbs' disappointing screen test for *Somebody Up There Likes Me*	DiscoBoy: Little-known fact -- Poltergeists like to measure their furniture tosses to see who can get the best distance...	Agent_Moldy: Akbar chokes his chicken -- now THAT'S a shadow puppet!
RonObvious: Horny devil, ain't he?	Klatuu: *THUD* Where's the cream filling?	Short_Round: Docta Jones always have trouble folding road maps.
Unifier: That cloud looks like a bunny rabbit.	Short_Round: "Don't you call me 'Beava', Docta Jones!"	Klatuu: So, Dr. Jones, winning at strip poker, I see.
Klatuu: o/~ "I am the very model of a modern Major General..."	mesmeric: "No... these are MUCH firmer than yours!"	Short_Round: The birth of Indiana Jones.
Short_Round: ~%"..I saw Satan laughing with delight..."%~	Klatuu: o/~ "Well, Hello, Mola Rom. Goodbye heart!"	Short_Round: First sexual contact cam.