"Miscellaneous Page 35 (1999)"

tin_of_whoopass: ...I've had stolen this week! Come back with my watch, dammit!	medusaD: The out-of-body hangover-Cam!!	GlitterRock: The secret compartment of my ring I fill with my Underdog Super Energy Pill.
ABServo: Tommy Shaw is Ozzy Osbourne in The Linda Tripp Story	gowest: And the number 1 reason that mascara was invented..... This Girl	Neoknight: Stroke the lamp. Love the lamp. The lamp is your friend.
ABServo: But mom! All the other 30 year olds get to meet men and fall in love and have careers! *SOB*	Thirteener: what th?! The dye pack exploded, and . . . what is this stuff, velveeta?!	medusaD: "Come back!!! I'll grow bangs, I promise!!"
Neoknight: Next time on "Stop! Or Dharma Will Shoot!"	medusaD: "Yes!! I WAS on the wing of that plane!!!"	Neoknight: It's always so easy to tell which hand a mutant writes with.
medusaD: "Your Liver and You!! Next!! On Discovery!!"	gowest: I come 4235865854125532545 l\miles and all you've got is Light Beer?	screaming_fist: Ready for some navel maneuvers in the dark?
screaming_fist: "You'll make a fine addition to my stable of hotties"	walden000: "Trust me, ma'am, you don't want to see your sonogram..."	Amon: "Go away, Sean Connery. This is MY project!"