"Miscellaneous Page 46 (1999)"

Batty_Halloqueen: John never was an experienced typist. "T... h... e....."	Trick_or_Fee: "Uh, Ted? When I said that forked tongues were cool, I didn't exactly mean..."	Klatuu: Yea, verily. I dost thinketh t'would be better if we seeketh other people.
Scairai: [caption forthcoming as soon as episode of terror subsides]	Amon_ster: Burt Campbell is now driving a taxi?	Amon_ster: A rare picture of Tom, the Boy-Faced Dog.
Amon_ster: Olivia Newton-John in the much anticipated sequel, "Xanado'nt."	Amon_ster: "Please, God, let this guest appearance be stricken from my resume. Amen."	deadusaD: "Capper Police!! We know you're in there, we can hear ya typing!!"
Scairai: "What?! Wait! You're not Chewbacca! Who?! Joel Robinson? How did I even get *up* here?! Oh no... my arms don't work...!"	BlakHat1: "From the top, lads!" o/ I believe in maracles!/Where you from you sexy thing? o/	Amon_ster: "I'M YOUR MOTHER!!!"
evilfishy: Poor little goldie. Most beautiful fish I ever had.	deadusaD: "I saw that down there!!" *ZAAP*	Amon_ster: The mark of Eore.
wOLFdUDE_IN_4D: Wyn-Davies, is that some kind of Canadian grocery chain?	dalecrover: If you're happy and you know it.. uh.. grrrf.. hurrrg... uh... damnit Marie! Clap your hands! You're happy!	wOLFdUDE_IN_4D: Uncle Tahnooose, now there was a good soldier!