"Inventing Situations Page 17 (2002)"

SirEnochTheChaste: "It was very nice of Bertolt Brecht to say that a shark keeps his teeth pearly white, but in fact our dental care leaves much to be desired. Still, enjoy the play."	SirEnochTheChaste: "Why are you looking at my husband like that?"	Nyssa23: Bertie Wooster's Victory Dance.
Generik: "He's not really bad. He's just drawn that way." "Drat!"	SirEnochTheChaste: The Charleston was one of the more popular dances with the bisexuals of the era.	JediClone: Ten hours into the Martha Stewart Fire Sale and she STILL hasn't run out of furniture polish!
Generik: "Hi kids, Satan's Penis here, reminding you that aerobic exercise is Satanic, and you should partake whenever possible. Go! Lift those legs! Pump those arms! Sweat! Hail Satan!"	Soozcat: Any way you look at it, the symbols read "Bitch Responsible For Cancelling MST3K."	SirEnochTheChaste: I'm getting mixed signals...
JediClone: After all these years, the lady who invented Wing Dings is still single. None of the guys she's given her number to can read it.	SirEnochTheChaste: Pamplona is a fine town when there are no bulls running free in the streets.	flowbear: "Moo.... Ha! Gotcha!"
flowbear: "The only thing I dont understand is why we have to walk like chickens."	Moatas: "As you all may remember, I was the lone 'nay' vote for this rebellion; but now I say; 'God Bless America!" "...thank you."	Moatas: The Gerber baby's later trials into modeling were… well, they weren't remembered by… er… anyone, really…
Racerex: "Excuse me. Are you two REAL bums, or just yuppies ousted by gentrification?"	Racerex: "And using this simple formula, I can watch every Star Trek episode ever made, all at the same time."	UpSky2: "But the girl in front is helping him wif his test! Why can't I help my Bobby here?"