"Inventing Situations Page 51 (2002)"

sexyeggzy: Tell me that's just mayo on your chin...	MrAtomik: "Do you know what Sexual Harrassment is Miss Jenkins?" "uhhhhhm, No" "GOOD! You're Hired!"	MrAtomik: And if we shrink the annual operating expense budget, shown here in blue, we can increase the bagel and coffee budget, shown in tan, up to a full 75%!
Moatas: Gee, my 'adventures for pleasures' usually start with a stacked blonde… or redhead… or brunette.… or Asian… or....	LauraPowers85: "Foreign whores that way, men!"	LanzmanWithGibletGravy: "In sooth, thou art one fine wench. But hold, mine brother whose manhood I grip tightly wouldst taste of thy womanly charms."
CranHat1: % Roland Roland Roland, keep those films of Roland, don't show them to the public, just HIDE! %	LanzmanWithGibletGravy: Gave all his directions in code, I understand.	LanzmanWithGibletGravy: Poker night at the old busboy's home.
porpoisepie: The one on the right looks safer, but the other one looks like a thrill a minute.	YibbleGobble: "Well, I don't know what a 'Stalag' is, Col. Klink, but we can discuss it after the private and I finish telegraphing the news about President Lincoln's assassination."	CranHat1: "Tell us more about your TARDIS, Doctor!"
CranHat1: "Hey kid… go flip some dials or something! I'm talkin' to the babe!"	Generik: "Master, you were right! They DO taste like chicken!"	Crow Turkey Robot: The day relations broke down between Delta Burke and Dixie Carter
PlymouthRockLandedonBemis: "This prom I'm going to be elected Vestal Virgin." "That's not what Tad's been saying, Debbie." "Damn you, Sherrie, you bitch!"	Generik: Sadly, no one guessed what was in his hands behind Gary Gilmore's back before the firing squad pulled their triggers.	LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans: "Mom, you're too old to join a cult. Plus, you look ridiculous in that outfit."