The Stand Page 15 (2000)"

Randal_Flagg: Les Nessman really banged his head a good one this time.	Puma_Man2k: Yoda!	Randal_Flagg: "Mmmm. Train you in the Jedi arts, I will!"
Puma_Man2k: Uhh...? I'm not Satan	sabcat: My dog stuck his head out the window one time and got it chopped off by a no parking sign!	Randal_Flagg: The number of fans at any given Cubs game.
sabcat: Traffic Jams AFTER the apocalypse? Must be LA!	Enapov: NO GRAMMA THAT'S HAIR!!!! NOT ICE CREAM!!!!	Randal_Flagg: The Hispanic population watches in horror as poor little Elian Gonzales is taken from his home (and hopefully sent back to Cuba.)
IMissMST3K: After the cancellation of the Addam's Family, Thing became an expert safe-cracker...	sabcat: Turn it up man! Crank it all the way to 11! WHOO!	psychomorph: "Room 222... The Lavender Years..."
Randal_Flagg: "You're such a Sci Fi whore sometimes."	sabcat: "I'm Bill and I'm an alcoholic." Audience: "Hi, Bill!"	Erik_Dressel: "Get a life, will you people?? For crying out loud... it's just a TV show!"
GersonK: "Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I have a simple message for you - My shorts. Eat them."	Randal_Flagg: "No one's gonna get my new pocket protector!"	utalkintome: Molly Ringwald in "42 Candles"