The Stand Page 3 (2000)"

flavio: This is your captian , if you'll look out the right side of the airplane you'll see the Eifell Tower	Davon: Attention Walmart Associates	Saltydog: "Too fat to play second base, huh?" thought Eddie as he whipped out his .45.
flavio: I know that Elian varmint's around here somewheres	Randal_Flagg: All this because of an alien life form named Gordon Schumway?	flavio: You're gonna take a bath whether you like it or not, Mister!
Saltydog: "You push us around just 'cause you got them guns. Man, the NRA was right." "Sir, we ARE the NRA."	easy_street: the new Dodge Monstrosity	Davon: "Oh my teeth are floatin', oh yes...Does this line move at all?!"
Xtree: Still no takers for the free samples of Wrigley's Goiter-licious Gum.	ABServo: The Archie Bunker Project??	Steelhawk: "Michael, my sensors detect bad acting ahead."
quickdraw: For the first time the producers of "COPS" have a camera waiting on the inside of the house...	Saltydog: "...so take your Watchtower and shove it where the sun don't shine!" "But I did that this morning!" "You hussy!"	Xtree: "I'll buy the encyclopedias if you put that away, young man!"
UnReality: "We don't take kindly to no 'Tupperware' in these parts, missy!"	Randal_Flagg: "What does this look like? A Holiday Inn?"	quickdraw: Few people knew that Patrick Swayze lived with his mother until he was 43.