The Stand Page 34 (2000)"

RodRocket: "Sh*t! We tallied it up wrong! Gore won! Al!! Al, shut up!!"	MCDMWolf: Bill Gates address the group. "In order to stop the others in Las Vegas I intend to ship them all the free copies of "Windows 2000" we can!"	santamebabe: Remember, this holiday season, leave a light on for Santa, or he'll trip over something, break his neck, die... I tell you, the paperwork is HORRID.
Randal_Flagg: Some wise-guy gave Nick a pocket cd-player for Christmas.	hetfield_420: Fix this, install that. I'll make them all pay!!	TurkeyVolGuessingMan: Halloween snapshot, 1998: Trick or Treat, I'm Monica Lewinski!
Randal_Flagg: I don't blame her for screaming. Having a hand shoved out your back could hurt.	Humoriste: Indiana Jones fourth installment, "Indiana Jones and the Assisted Living Facility", brought to you by National Geographic and AARP.	O_Torgonebaum: Like Thanksgiving dinner wasn't intense enough. We had to invite Sinese.
MCDMWolf: Little did the other know that Ray Walston had one of Sci-fi's sinister markers on his neck, controlling everything he did.	RodRocket: "Look! I can balance an asparagus spear on my nose!"	JohnSteed: You know, it makes sense that they have Thing clean the gutters
TurkeyVolGuessingMan: Wow! He's gonna withdraw the hell out his savings!	OccYuletide: Welcome to Fright Night... for real…	hetfield420: Do you like your Christmas present, Dad?
RodRocket: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me…"	JohnSteed: .oO(Well, it dosen't matter to be that 10,000 African American votes in Florida weren't counted. I voted for Buchanon...)	yoshi3: I guess Parker Lewis really CAN'T lose.