"The Stand Page 11 (2002)"

SquidLeaf: Yea, don't try to be subtle or sneaky about it or anything	Randal_Flagg: A mere three hours after being reunited with Fran, Stu is already checking out other women.	Zoogicub: "Heyyy, everybody, this is Crrrraaaazy Forest Ranger Jones, bringin' all the top 10 hits to ya loud n proud!"
Zoogicub: Here at 3M labs, our scientists work round the clock to develop the best possible Scotch Tape money can buy!	Zoogicub: Lando Calrissian during his younger, more scummier, hornier days....	Zoogicub: The re-design of the Teletubbies did not go over well with 1-3 year olds. 65 year-old single women and senior citizens however pulled high numbers.
Zoogicub: Sci-Fi's new celebrity reality show- 'Gary Sinise's Proctological Examination'!!	Zoogicub: Tiger claw!	Mantrin606: She just realizes that her birth control pills were just Sweet Tarts.
Cheeseboy: Star Wars Episode 7: Bride of Yoda	jonnyboy2030: So it's settled, you're my bitch.	Cheeseboy: man, I hate these long road trips. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
eber3: Look I caught a firefly!	Cheeseboy: Resident Evil Halloween Party	eber3: She's here and willing.. What's your problem? Get hard already!
CaptionFreak: Fred Sanford lives here.	MrZyzyk: "Really? You think I look like Molly Ringwald? Thanks!"	MrZyzyk: "Say, yer kinda cute…" "Aw, cut it out Billy Bob, jest cause yer my brother don't mean I'm gonna fall fer that."