"The Stand Page 2 (2002)"

MSTzilla: Stanley always wanted to live his life as a cameleon… he has issues.	Randal_Flagg: I see the Ceti eel is making it's way up to Chekov's ear...	rminor: It's one of the guys from those Pentium commercials a few years ago!
MSTzilla: "Here at the 'Teletubbie Institute,' we weed out the undesirables. Only the best get to be Tinky Winkys."	Randal_Flagg: "No way. No way. No WAY! NO WAY! No way. No way. OK. Bye!"	MSTzilla: "One ringie dingie…" *snort, snort, snort*
MSTzilla: "Damn it John! We're in a convertible and you have to puke on my new floor mats?!"	yuppy: Drop that N*SYNC cd!	MSTzilla: "They're pulling us over. I knew not having a rear view mirror would catch up to us some day…"
rminor: Osama-Cam!	Indomitus: "I drawed you a pitchur to make you feel better."	MSTzilla: I'm not sure what he does for a living… but I'm fairly confident he's NOT a Shop teacher.
Randal_Flagg: This is the only way he could get Gary Coleman's attention.	rminor: Pssst! Spock!!! Can you show me how to make that laser thingie out of this transponder again?	Randal_Flagg: "You ever been a prison bitch before, new meat?"
MSTzilla: Wilber thought that he was going to judge a "cheese contest," only to re-read the application to see it was a "cheese cutting contest."	Randal_Flagg: Lakers must have won the Championship again...	MSTzilla: Donnie Osmond cops a feel on Marie… Church of Mormon my a**!